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I Still Have a Hangover |
It's true. I still have a
hangover from the last
Presidential election. Too many
political ads made me sick. A
lack of substance left me
feeling queasy. And after it was
over, I just wanted to stay in
bed with a blanket over my head.
I think that is a hangover.
You know what they say? In
life, no one gets out alive. So
we shouldn't take politics too
seriously. But it isn't easy
when there is so much at stake.
My Parents told me anyone could
grow up to be President. The
last few elections have
confirmed that.
I decided
as Independence Day draws near
and we face another election
year, we all deserve a break.
The famous humorist Will Rogers
once said, "This would be a
great time in the world for some
man to come along that knew
something." As frustrating as
politics is, we still live in
the greatest country in the
world. Otherwise, how do you
explain the rampant desire for
the rest of the world to come
here?
I should be upfront
and let you know I was arrested
for impersonating a politician
yesterday. All I was doing was
sitting in my office doing
nothing. When the government
announces it may shut down for
lack of funds, we should
applaud, not complain.
Complaining about politicians is
probably mean, but they
shouldn't make it so easy.
All kidding aside, America
will celebrate its Independence
Day on July 4th. Everyone should
enjoy the holiday and ignore the
political ads until after the
election. We might be able to
avoid another hangover. |
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- The chill pill I took
this morning appears to be a placebo.
- You are going to be
fine. You come from a long line of lunatics.
- My diet can be
described as "unchaperoned child at a birthday
party".
- There are two kinds
of people in the world. 1. People who understand
and appreciate sarcasm. 2. Idiots.
- I don't always whoop.
But when I do. There it is.
- I am starting to think
I will never be old enough to know better.
- Can you imagine how
sexy I would be If I ate right and took care of my
body? I mean...I'm not going to, but can you
imagine.
- I'm going to stand
outside. So if anyone asks, tell them I am
outstanding.
- Evidently my hair was
put on my head to remind me that I cannot control
everything.
- I don't think I meet
the height requirement to ride your emotional
roller coaster.
- It was so windy when I
was walking to the gym that I got blown in to this
liquor store.
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